Maxim on Shine

“Unsexiest Woman Alive” Sarah Jessica Parker has her mole removed, then named “Unexpected Crush”

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Remember when Maxim.com named Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker "The Unsexiest Woman Alive?” At the time, SJP said the insult was “brutal” and filled with rage and anger,” but numerous other nasty assaults including sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com and a scathing review...

The Unsexiest Man Awards

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Earlier this week we blasted Maxim for being lame enough to name Sarah Jessica Parker as the one and only Unsexiest Woman of 2008. It seems The Phoenix decided to turn around and launch their own version of the cruel game, starring 100 of the gross guys of the year, but this time it's well,...

SJP is the least sexy woman on earth, ever (REALLY!?!?!)

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That's two strikes Maxim!!!As if their handy cheat sheet to stalking your girlfriend wasn't bad enough, now they have to go out of their way to name the Unsexiest Woman, a title that had to go to someone I guess, and the unlucky recipient is none other than our beloved saint of singles...