Mayonnaise on Shine

User post: What Scares Me Most: Food Phobias

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I'm scared of mayonnaise. There, I've said it. The smell, the texture, the color... it makes me cringe. Once when I was pregnant with my second child, my husband and I were headed to the park. On the way there, we stopped at Burger King. I ordered the chicken sandwich plain as I normally do…

Delicious: Bacon in spreadable form

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You know by now that bacon is the official food of Elastic Waist. So you ought not to be surprised when I tell you that I am considering nominating Baconnaise as the official sandwich spread of our happy family here, because it seems to me to be everything that is good in the world: bacon, made spreadable.

Alternative Beauty: Make a Condiment into a Conditioner

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<p><img alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/PjqmXjbqESLV/photos/d58933b566f81b616f34cf50032d7df8/ori_d9d2e6d38beb0e.jpg?ug_____D4KmPUydb" align="left" height="190" width="190">Sometimes the best beauty products aren’t in the aisles of Sephora, but in your kitchen. Welcome to a new TGIBD feature I am calling<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.glamour.com/beauty/blogs/girls-in-the-beauty-department/2008/11/alternative-beauty-a-cup-of-jo.html?mbid=yshine_gbd"> Alternative Beauty</a>, where I will subject myself to a variety of homemade beauty treatments and remedies and report back. This week, a favorite sandwich ingredient doubles as a deep conditioning treatment.</p>

Miso my mayo! An amazing mayonnaise alternative

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I wasn't exactly looking for an alternative to mayo before someone recommended Miso Mayo to me. I don't eat a lot of mayonnaise normally, but still, it's a steadfast condiment that always hits the spot when I need it. But I figured I give this soy-based vegan alternative a...