Zombie perfume...really?Do you guys watch The Walking Dead? There's a bar in my 'hood that plays it every Sunday and, while I'm a little behind, I'm definitely a fan. So, when I saw this rad Zombie-inspired his and her perfumes from Demeter, I got super-freaking excited.
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I know what you're thinking: "What the hell, Alex? Who wants to smell like a zombie?" Well, it doesn't smell like decay and cannibalism. (I mean, obviously, people.) It actually smells kind of good! In fact, I feel like these would totally be a signature scent for ironic hipsters. We would be all like, "What's that Awesome Fragrance?" And the hipster would be all like serious and say, "Zombie. For her." How can you not love that?
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Zombie For Him smells like, what the company called, "forest floor" -- a combo of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. It kind of smells like a summer camp tends to after a rain storm. A little heavy, super earthy and would be perfect with a big beard and a plaid shirt.
Zombie For Her is a lightened up version of the masculine scent with some added wine barrel dregs that add a touch of sweetness. Think huge, plastic-frame glasses and a vintage sun dress.
What makes these even more hipster is that they are limited edition. (Think about it: You can pull the "I knew about Zombie perfume before Zombie perfume was cool" thing). Starting tomorrow, you have about a month to pick up the sprays at DemeterFragrance.com for $20.
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