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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You're always mystified by what's on the menu in different parts of the world. Kangaroo in Australia? Live octopus in Korea? Bull testicles in Idaho? 'How anyone can eat that stuff?' is what you might be thinking today as pound down another fast food cheeseburger and fries. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You may have finally taken a bite of that apple, and you've found it's rotten to the core. It looked so fresh on the outside, but looks can be deceiving. Take better care in choosing your produce next time, and don't be so quick to satisfy your appetites. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
You're good at making people laugh, even if you do so inadvertently. Still, you find it hard to believe they were laughing at something other than your jokes at your last dinner party. Ask yourself some tough questions today. They couldn't have been laughing at the food? Well, could they? Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading |
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
You may feel naked and vulnerable today, like a clam without a shell. That's never a pretty sight, unless it's on a bed of rock salt with some lemon slices and hot sauce. Still, you leave yourself wide open for attack by uncaring, ruthless folks bearing those little, three-pronged forks. Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading |
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
An abundance of good fortune may rain down on you like fruit from a cornucopia today. You'll want to share your riches with friends, but they'll complain that they're hungry for something more. Withdraw your offer today, and ignore them when they come to you complaining of scurvy. Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading |
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Today may be a good one to take some risks. It may be scary, but you'll force yourself to overcome your fears. And when you finally swallow that Rocky Mountain Oyster you'll discover that it wasn't so bad, but whoever said it tastes just like chicken was lying. Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Life Path Reading |
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
After much anticipation, dinner will finally be ready. Everything will start fine, and your guests will reach new heights of gastronomical delight. But things will crash down violently once the nausea and dizziness sets in. Prepare things carefully today and this nightmarish scene can be avoided. Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Love Meter |
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Think for yourself today, and don't be led along by others. They'll be persuasive, and their ideas will seem ripe for the picking. But don't believe them when they tell you that a fast food fulfills all of your daily nutritional requirements, and that pizza is considered a vegetable. Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Friends and Lovers Reading |
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Expect the unexpected to turn up as a dinner guest today. This may create an uncomfortable situation as everything threatens to go wrong. You'll eventually gain control, and you'll be lucky that lumpy potatoes and cold soup are the worst that will happen. Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading |
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Remove the word impossible from your vocabulary today. Everything is achievable if you keep your goals grounded. Still, no matter how much you try, you may never convince The Food Network to give you your own show. You think they'd be interested in a show on cooking intestines. Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait |
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You may want to organize a group of friends for an evening of wine tasting. Much to your chagrin, however, they will prefer something a little less highbrow, like a night of beers and sake bombs. Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two |
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You keep flapping those jaws of yours and someone's going to stick a pineapple in it. Nobody likes a blabbermouth, particularly when everything they have to say is so much bologna. Keep your chatter to yourself today, or you may find yourself in the frying pan with the heat on high. Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading |
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