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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You may have an urge to show off your cooking prowess by inviting friends to dinner tonight. But don't be surprised or disappointed if harsh memories of stomach pumps and gallons of Pepto-Bismol from your previous parties has them respectfully declining. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You'll be up against power struggles in the kitchen today. Your significant other may have other ideas on preparing a meal, and you'll be eyeing that cleaver in an evil way. Sometimes it's best to concede and step back. Being able to say 'I told you so' can be sweet icing on the cake. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Seek out the company of like-minded people today. They're always so agreeable, and you'll feel like you're in charge. Be subversive enough and after a while they'll eat anything you feed them, and then pay the tab. Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading |
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
There'll be no greasy food court crap for you today as you'll treat yourself to a four-course dinner at a fancy restaurant. Price won't be an object, and everything on the menu will be so tempting! Avoid the foie gras, though, because that's just not right. Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading |
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Proud of your achievements, you'll make sure everyone knows of them in your typically overblown style. You may even trot out examples of your work, just to show everyone your excellence in action. But they won't be impressed, because you could have made that popcorn faster and better in the microwave. Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading |
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Life offers an abundance of flavors, so why go with just one? Perhaps an aversion to trying anything new and unusual keeps you from experimenting. Open up your mind today, and you could experience taste sensations you never knew existed. Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading |
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Friends will come to you looking for answers, but you won't have any for them. The best you can do is to offer them a place at your table, serve them some hot chicken noodle soup, and listen. It'll be good for their hearts and their souls. Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading |
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Your day will be strong and intense, like a fiery bowl of chili. You'll wrestle with it, and it'll give you everything it's got, but you will persevere. You may have to down a lot of water afterwards, but you'll eventually wind up on top. Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading |
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You've traveled the world in search of exotic cuisines, and if they had a restaurant on Mars, you'd make a reservation there, too. There's sure to be some out-of-this world restaurants in your own town offering a menu alien to your kind. Just beware of those whose motto is 'To Serve Men.' Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading |
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Beware of people bearing pots and pans today. They may not know how to use them, but they're sure good at banging them. Others will take notice, if only to have them stop that infernal banging! That's when it will be revealed that like those pots, they're hollow and empty inside. Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading |
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
A home cooked meal with friends can be more fun when everyone collaborates. Gabbing away as everyone helps prepares the meal is what friendship bonding is all about. The only thing better is gabbing away while eating the delicious meal you all helped create! Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Friends and Lovers Reading |
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
In your fantasies it's the Cretaceous Era, and you're having the clan over to feast on the T-Rex you killed today. You'll prepare plenty of side platters, like Triceratops eggs and Stegosaurus brains. Unfortunately, you haven't gotten around to inventing fire yet, so everything will have to be raw. Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two |
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