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    Let them pretend to eat cake: Famous women and their strange relationship with dessert

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    "Look at this piece of cake we're about to eat! So fun!"-
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    Thu, Oct 6, 2011 3:46 PM EDT
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322330/Kim-Kardashian-celebrates-30th-birthday-ANOTHER-party.html?ito=feeds-newsxmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322330/Kim-Kardashian-celebrates-30th-b …Kim Kardashian just celebrated her birthday with not one but three cakes. One of them was encrusted in diamonds and cost $1 million dollars. I know because I saw pictures of her standing by a cake...everywhere. Someone wants to make it perfectly clear that Kim Kardashian enjoys delicious things, just like other human beings! I totally believe that until I look at the photos.


    After countless birthdays and publicity events, why don't celebrities know how to take a convincing bite of cake? If you ask me, it's a waste of our delicious resources.


    But that doesn't stop stars and pastries from regularly posing together in solidarity. Kardashian has aligned herself with the sweet movement, even backing a brand of cupcake mix. Jessica Simpson launched a line of dessert-flavored body products. And every third starlet to pose in Maxim Magazine is given a bucket of baked goods and a pair of thong underwear the day of the shoot. Maybe it's hot for men, but for someone who genuinely likes cake? Not so much. I personally die a little inside whenever a perfectly good treat goes to waste on the unappreciative celebrity. Here's some tragic photo evidence.

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