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    Why I hate a good potluck

    I am not a fan of potlucks. I find them annoying at best. Why is that? It's because there seems to be about nine different kinds of potlucks and only one of them is good. The rest are lose, lose situations.

    The eight kinds of potlucks
    :

    1.
    The host is nuts potluck
    When it comes to potlucks, the line between comprehensive and crazy can get a little murky. If there are more than five e-mails re: one dinner, then Houston, we have a potluck.

    2. The diet-derailing potluck
    You wanted light tonight yet somehow managed to graze your way into the Doritos, have a bacon cheeseburger and walk out wearing a Chipwich on your new shirt. It's amazing how forced schmoozing, centered around bad food, can make a person feel fat. Oh well, at least it was good going down (or not).

    3. The I'm still hungry but someone ate all my food potluck
    You manage to scrounge up three "homemade" chicken nuggets while Geoff ( pronounced Ge-off), a dude you've never met, laps up your lasagna.

    4. You look like a jerk (even though you didn't want to go) potluck

    You roll in with vanilla wafers and diet soda fresh from 7-Eleven to a room filled with gourmet chefs giving explanations of the seasonality and sustainability of their dish.

    5. The hairy potluck
    Think about it: Potluck food must travel through many hands and places. There's the kitchen, car ride, handing over to the host and placement into the buffet-style germ fest. There's a darn good chance that a foreign object, like a hair for example, may end up in the casserole. It's kind of par for the potluck.

    6. The I don't trust this potluck

    You're not quite sure if everything is safe to eat. For example, would you think twice before having a piece of this pie? I mean she looks nice and all, but you never know.























    7.The DIY potluck

    No one brings a thing yet everyone eats everything at your potluck.
    8.
    The all chips, no dip potluck
    Everyone brings the same thing and you end up with the sushi without soy sauce scenario.

    9. The it never happens potluck
    Everyone brings an exotic and delicious dish, no one feels short-changed and it's a blast. It's kind of like the Model UN (United Nations). It doesn't really exist.

    Trust me, I want to like the potluck, I really do, an inexpensive way to break bread with buddies, but I can't seem to get past the unfortunate experiences that I've had. If you're a fan of the potluck, please share your secrets to braving and possibly even enjoying a potluck.

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    8 comments

    • AmandaG  •  3 years 7 months ago
      The one and only potluck I went to wasn't any fun. I turned out to be the youngest one there and thought I had done a good job, but instead was critiqued by a bunch of women much older then me. Grrr.
    • D-Train  •  3 years 7 months ago
      Every time there's a pot luck at work, chances are people are either violently stuffed or violently ill the rest of the day and they complain, fart, and go home sick. Pot lucks suck.
    • C  •  3 years 7 months ago
      I guess I've had great luck with potlucks, as most of the ones I've attended have had great food and fun people. Maybe I've just been lucky, or perhaps the people I've invited and I share similar tastes in food. One suggestion would be to have a list and have people sign next to what they want to bring. That way, you don't get 50 varieties of chips without dip.
    • katzmiaw  •  3 years 7 months ago
      I too have had good potlucking. The only ones I've been too are at our campground. There is a list for everyone to sign up what they are bringing. So there is no duplicates. I was pleasantly surprised by the variety of food. This year was Awsome for desserts! Some yummy goodies. There was even roast beef, sliced ham, and pulled pork. Good potluck!
    • gracious432003  •  3 years 7 months ago
      I like church potlucks because everyone is so nice to everyone, and they know I'm a vegetarian, so they go out of their way to make something for me, because they worry that no one else will. Then I end up having more food than everyone--hee! hee! hee!
    • MichelleA  •  3 years 7 months ago
      I just love potlucks. Like some people have mentioned, however, it's a good thing to find out who made what. At a place I used to work, the woman who cut and passed out the monthly birthday cake NEVER washed her hands after using the restroom. Suffice it to say, I never ate the birthday cake. When we had a potluck, I'd be sure not to go near what she prepared.

      Since it was a closeknit office, I pretty much knew everybody's habits and levels of cleanliness. Pretty much everyone's food (except for THAT one) was good.

      There was this one young woman, however, who would always take the cheapest possible thing. One time she took celery sticks with peanut butter. Really. I can understand if it was a snacks-only buffet, but for a full-blown Thanksgiving potluck? Of course, she's also the one who would collect money for birthday gifts for the boss. Everyone would always chip in good money, but the boss would always get a cheap, dinky gift. Oh, yeah, this person also had one of the highest commissions on the sales floor and her husband owned a restaurant. Sorry. Was that a tangent, or what?? :)
    • MichelleA  •  3 years 7 months ago
      I just love potlucks. Like some people have mentioned, however, it's a good thing to find out who made what. At a place I used to work, the woman who cut and passed out the monthly birthday cake NEVER washed her hands after using the restroom. Suffice it to say, I never ate the birthcake. When we had a potluck, I'd be sure not to go near what she prepared.

      Since it was a closeknit office, I pretty much knew everybody's habits and levels of cleanliness. Pretty much everyone's food (except for THAT one) was good.

      There was this one young woman, however, who would always take the cheapest possible thing. One time she took celery sticks with peanut butter. Really. I can understand if it was a snacks-only buffet, but for a full-blown Thanksgiving potluck? Of course, she's also the one who would collect money for birthday gifts for the boss. Everyone would always chip in good money, but the boss would always get a cheap, dinky gift. Oh, yeah, this person also had one of the highest commissions on the sales floor and her husband owned a restaurant. Sorry. Was that a tangent, or what?? :)
    • Lambert  •  2 years 1 month ago
      Prompt reply, attribute of ingenuity ;)

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