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Billy Bob must have spent the past few years in mourning. He’s taken to hating on ex-wife Angelina Jolie’s relationship with Brad Pitt, and someone sounds salty. “She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” What we thing Billy Bob forgot to add was, “Oh yeah, you guys may not remember me, I was in that horrible comedy where I played an evil Santa Claus… anyways, I was married to Angelina Jolie and now I have a country album coming out with my band, The Boxmasters. You should buy it.” Read More »

A few weeks ago we were really annoyed with Scarlett Johansson’s attempt at a music career. But this week came news of not one but two celebs wanting to head to the studio. Ninteen-year-old Rumer Willis (daughter of Bruce and Demi) is “in talks” with music executives who are intrigued by her “deep, husky” voice. "With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking,” says a music insider. Next comes Joaquin Phoenix, who admittedly did impress us with his Johnny Cash impersonation in Walk the Line. But is that enough to carry a solo career? Read More »

If you thought Mariah Carey’s one-month old relationship ending in marriage was the only hasty move she’s made recently then you’re wrong. Before the wedding she got “Mrs. Cannon” tattooed on her back. "One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my tattoo wasn't surprised," she says. "To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They're forever and ever," says Cannon, who has "Mariah" tattooed on his back.

What is wrong with you people? Are you the same ones who carved Mrs. ___ onto your desks in school after going on one date? At least learn from the example of others. Here are our top 10 favorite failed tattoo relationships: Read More »