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The saying is good things come in threes. Well, this spring marked the weddings of Beyonce, Mariah and Ashlee Simpson, but the marriages keep coming! Monday morning Jessica Alba, 27, and Cash Warren, 31, were secretly married at a courthouse in Beverly Hills. They applied for a wedding license and as soon as the clerks processed the paperwork, they got hitched. We had a feeling they’d get married before Jessica pops out a daughter this summer! The ceremony room was decked out with white silk fake flowers—ew! There were no guests. Jessica wore a blue dress and her hair in a ponytail and “looked happy but nervous," according to an insider. The couple got were in such a hurry to say their vows, they didn’t even tell their family! US Weekly rang up Alba’s brother Josh for a comment and he had no idea. "My sister!? I'm going to have to call her,” he said. Read More »

If you thought Mariah Carey’s one-month old relationship ending in marriage was the only hasty move she’s made recently then you’re wrong. Before the wedding she got “Mrs. Cannon” tattooed on her back. "One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my tattoo wasn't surprised," she says. "To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They're forever and ever," says Cannon, who has "Mariah" tattooed on his back.

What is wrong with you people? Are you the same ones who carved Mrs. ___ onto your desks in school after going on one date? At least learn from the example of others. Here are our top 10 favorite failed tattoo relationships: Read More »