Confessions

It’s become apparent, after an evening out with the ladies, that clarification is needed regarding “sizeâ€.  Yes.  I am referring to exactly what you think I’m...

Johnbull messaged me on MySpace after he saw my profile on a friend’s page.  He wanted to know if I was “for realâ€.  I messaged back when I saw that he was a 6’10â€, semi-pro...

He originally messaged me on Match.com and then later found me on MySpace.  He was tall, attractive, and obviously intelligent but in his “Who I want to meet sectionâ€, he said, “People who aren’t a ‘big deal’â€, eek, while...

Justin messaged me on Match.com and said he thought we’d have a lot in common.  When I looked at his profile, all the pictures were kind of far away which made it hard to see his face but it was obvious that he was very fit.  He was 6’ even and had been a lifelong swimmer,... Read More »

I had only been on MySpace for a few months when he sent me a random friend request and when I saw the primary picture on his profile, I almost instantly clicked the “deny” button.  His hair was braided into cornrows and he just didn’t really look like my type.  But as I craned my... Read More »

Matt was a client at my work, which should have been my first strong indication that he wasn’t Mister Right, especially given my slightly neurotic obsession with hair removal and personal hygiene.  We all thought he looked like Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, remember him, the nerdy... Read More »

After our second date with the naughty pictures and in-depth dating conversation, the Sexy Lebanese Guy and I basically became friends with benefits.  I know, you’re disappointed, you thought he had potential for more and were really hoping we’d actually date for a while, but things just... Read More »