Gross things

You know, when you have a job like mine you try not to be over-the-top negative about anything or anyone, because honestly, who wants to spend life being mean? However, sometimes something is so obnoxious and opportunistic and lazy and just kind of gross that you feel you must say something and that without saying this thing you physically might burst.
Well, friends, that something today is Paris Hilton's new hair extensions line, "Paris Extended." Really, it's not even the line (I wouldn't know a good hair extension from a good toadstool) so much as it is every single word written about the line (most of which includes the heiress's favorite monosyllabic term).
To wit... Read More »