Horoscopes

Here are your Halloween horrorscopes from Em & Lo -- they're so accurate, it's scary:

aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Consider yourself warned: There are some people who will assume…

Today I have danced with the moon and stars, Following last night's flowing lunar trines to the Sun and Jupiter, I get the feeling that I live in a small cell with bars. So it would seem that as I get older I get stupider, But never fear because because I have a talent you see, When necessary I… Read More »

i never thought id say this but the horoscope is right!!!!!!!!check it out GO VIRGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read More »

I keep seeing the same daily horoscopes over and over - in a period of a year or two, I see a horoscope for the day appearing twice to three times, the same exact words. It looks like whoever is running it is lazy and has a library of paragraphs that they just keep rotating. Wierd!  I go to…

This week we channel the Bard to give you star-related guidance on your love life. Original horoscopes…

I am a sagittarius and I enjoy a good free horoscope website. It took me a while but i recently found one that updates everyday and does not have programming erorrs (like many others that i see) It's a great website if you are a sagittarius like myself because it has a ton of information, but… Read More »

aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Driving anywhere outside of New York City, if you want to change lanes, you signal, check for an opening, make sure the other driver has seen you and then carefully move over, all the while maintaining a steady speed. For…