For decades, Adam
Duritz's penis has seemed like a mysterious, heat-seeking
missile programmed to hit every sexy, super-famous,
more-attractive-than-him actress in his path. Similar in style to
Señor D*ckhead John Mayer, Duritz has repeatedly dated out of his
league--his former flames include A-list women like Jennifer
Aniston, Mary-Louise Parker, Courteney Cox, Winona Ryder, and
Christina Applegate to name a few.
However, unlike Mayer, the Counting Crows singer doesn't seem
like an evil, opportunistic, mind-screwing turdbag who plays on
women's insecurities and makes them feel self-loathing and
crazy and desperate (what Señor D*ckhead John Mayer did to Jessica
Simpson should be criminal, and we don't even like J
Simps).
So, what's the story?
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