Red wig

This snake -- seen at the Deadly Designer fashion show -- needs a new agent....!  Photo: WENN

Oh, for crying out loud.  Listen up, designers. We know Halloween is around the corner, but can you please cut it with the freak show antics on the runway?

Now this chick?

Puh-leeze.

T.R. Annie, wearing a blazing red wig is this latest fashion victim -- clad in little more than tights that look like they were gnawed on by a family of rats and what appears to be black duct tape covering "her" tiny breasts -- hit the catwalk at the appropriately titled "Deadly Designer" fashion show at the Magners Light Fall for Fashion event in Belfast, Ireland.

They call it fashion, we call it a poor man's version of Britney Spears' python-enhanced "I'm a Slave 4 You" performance at the 2001 VMAs

We'd mock the snake draped across her shoulders, but let's face it -- it's the only part of the outfit we'd consider wearing. You know, after it had been turned into a handbag or high heels (sorry, little guy)