10 Crazy iPhone Apps

Let me start off by saying, there's an iPhone application for everything. Since Apple does reject the odd app here and there, you can be sure that every app goes through a rigorous approval process before making its way to the iTunes store. But there are those that slip through the cracks, like these 10 outrageous, naughty, hilarious - and some all of the above - apps.
A big thanks to TrèsSugar for the story inspiration!

• iFart - Said to be the "original digital sound machine," iFart ($1) does exactly what you think it does, and includes features like "security fart" and "sneak attack."
• Passion - If you're dying to know how you compare with others in the bedroom - there's an app for that! With Passion ($1) your phone will - get this - use your microphone, accelerometer, and other features to determine your "accurate sex score." Just turn on the app before you get down and dirty and let it work its magic.
• Fake Smoker - Trying to kick a smoking habit? With the Fake Smoker app ($1) you can light up wherever you want. Restaurant? Check. At work? Check. In front of the kids? Check. Purely digital and 100 percent healthy.
• MyVibe - Who needs to go to a Tasteful Treasures party and spend a small fortune on a vibrator when you've got a built-in vibrator on your iPhone? The MyVibe app (which is 100 percent free) will utilize your iPhone's vibrator feature in more ways than one. And just like the Fake Smoker app, you can use it anywhere.
• Pimple Popper - Ewww! If you can't find a pimple on your own face to squeeze the crap out of (literally!) just download the Pimple Popper app ($1) and see if you are skilled enough to be the master zit popper! Yes, the creator of this app has actually turned pimple squeezing into a game. Good lord.
• SimStapler - I don't have a stapling fetish, and I don't know anyone who does, but if you like getting your staple on, you guessed it - there's an app for that! The SimStapler is a free iPhone app that makes you feel like you're actually stapling something. As I said, not a fetish I'm familiar with.
• DateCheck - Soon to hit the App Store is a new app by Intelius called DateCheck. Basically this app comes fully loaded with features to help you find out information about your date. With a sleaze detector and the ability to tell you if he lives with his parents or disclose how much money he makes, this app may be worth checking out after all.
• Cute Asian Girls - Unlike the stapler fetish, I get the fact that some people have a thing for Asian women - hence the Cute Asian Girls app ($1). So much so that the app has dropped $2 in price since its launch due to "immense demand." Whoa. What is this app about? Well . . . photos of cute Asian girls.
• Poo Log - Well, wouldn't ya know! There's an actual app that will analyze your bowel movements! The Poo Log ($2) is a digital timer and journal which records and studies your poo - and it will actually graph it too. So if you want to learn more about your number two sessions, this is the app for you.
• iSteam - With the iSteam app ($1) you can blow on your mic to haze your screen, and then start drawing away - turning your iPhone into a virtual shower. There's no telling what will be on the other side once you wipe away all of the steam!