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    Ask Em & Lo: A Case of Dry Mouth

    Dear Em & Lo,

    How do you prevent dry mouth while giving a BJ? And is there a problem with swallowing a WHOLE LOT of Vaseline from giving a bl*wjob?

    Parched


    Dear Parched,

    Despite the fact that the inventor of Vaseline used to ingest a teaspoon everyday for "good health," we certainly wouldn't recommend eating it, whether alone or on a d*ck. It's a by-product of petroleum, fer chrissakes. The label says it's for external use only. And while we're unsure about the long-term effects of eating Vaseline, in the short term you could get a bad case of the runs (the opposite of sexy).

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    Instead, use a purpose-made, edible, flavored lube to help keep things slippery. Make sure you're not dehydrated -- stay off the alcohol, coffee, and soda beforehand and make sure you're drinking plenty of water. And feel free to take sips during the session while you continue the motion with your free hand. You can even splash a little water onto his lubed unit to add to the slickness. Just make sure it isn't ice cold!

    Greasing the wheels,
    Em & Lo

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