Oh Snookers, not again.
We were so happy to hear you stopped your noxious tanning bed habit after the tan tax. And we were freakin' pumped about your acting chops in the hilarious Twilight spoof on Jimmy Kimmel.
But getting arrested in Seaside Heights last week for drunk and disorderly conduct is way worse than looking like an oompa loompa during bikini season.
Maybe losing your poof has caused you to lose your judgment at the same time...
We're not sure if this was a perfectly timed PR stunt (the second season of Jersey Shore premiered last night), but we do know one thing: You're one body shot away from that orange jumpsuit. And trust us, that's a look even juiceheads aren't into.
XOXO,
Cosmo
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