Methinks Taylor Lautner doth protest too much.
The Wolf Pack pup showed up on Letterman in a suit and tie, but had to face down some tough grilling about his constant state of shirtlessness. Instead of defending his rights to show his six-pack, Lautner shuffled the blame to that whole boy-to-werewolf transformation.
Warning: Don't blink in the first seven seconds...and prepared to be deeply deeply disturbed. And to think, all this time, we all were worried about girls in beauty pageants.