And by "the worst," we sometimes mean "the best":
1. Retired Hooters Waitresses
2. Genitals -- whether you go as any number of vaginas, a penis-vagina couple or Penisman
3. Sheep F*cker
4. "Sexy" Little Girls
5. Inflatable Sex Frog (?)
6. Free Mammogram Machine
7. Naked, Out-of-Shape Spiderman
8. Catholic Pedophile Priest
9. Live Birth (solo or entire delivery room)
10. "Sexy" Geriatric Witch (click at your own risk)
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