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    Things we don't get: Ta-ta-toos

    Ta-ta-toosTa-ta-toosTemporary tattoos are back this summer, and thanks to the fancy ones spotted on Chanel's spring runway, they're not just for kids anymore. But I was immediately fascinated/disturbed by the email I got this morning about Ta-ta-toos, fake ink designed for your cleavage area.

    "Getting something off your chest never felt so good," says founder Jodi Greenberg. "Ta-ta-toos allow you to express traditional statements in a unique way. They're for when you want to do more than wear your heart on your sleeve."

    Retailing for $12.95, your Ta-ta-toos can last for one week, so be sure to choose your design wisely! Here are just some of the messages you can deliver via your breasts with Ta-ta-toos:

    • Happy Birthday
    • 100% Natural
    • Naughty/Nice
    • Just Married
    • Let's Celebrate
    • Paid For
    • Missed You
    • Special Delivery
      (and my personal favorite...)
    • Guess What? I'm Pregnant

    As the press release says, "With collections covering a multitude of occasions, ta•ta•toos send a message that may be temporary fun, but will undeniably create permanent memories." Yeah, like that time you wore an embarrassing tattoo on your boobs. [Ta-ta-toos]