15 Status Updates You Can't Stand

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Sometimes people just say TOO MUCH on Facebook.
Sometimes people just say TOO MUCH on Facebook.

Whether it's posting status updates about how "ugly" they are or humble-bragging on a daily basis, we all have Facebook friends who seem like they'll pass out if they don't get constant attention. Sure, writing "I don't care!!!" would be super-satisfying, but somehow we don't think that would go over well. That's why we asked you to vent about the attention-seeking status updates that drove you crazy. Our favorites…

By Korin Miller "'Like this status if you think I'm hot.'" -Kelsey P.

"'I'm deleting people, so if you see this you made the cut.' Oh please." -@yazyJazy

"Easter has hit my hips hard so I need to crash diet now. Wouldn't you agree?" -Laura C.

"'So and so checked in here and here and here and now they're going here.' Yeah, I'm good with not knowing someone's every move." -Laura N.

"'Why don't guys like me? I'm going to be alone forever, but I don't know what I'm doing wrong!' Obviously, it's posting statuses like that." -Emily S.

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"My all time 'favorite' is the countdown to vacation, concert, birthday, etc. Please spare us this everyday for the next 142 days, because in all reality, we don't care." -Cheryl G.

"First status: 'Omg! I love him so much!' Then status number two: 'I hate him he's the worst thing that's ever happened to me!' Then there's like a thousand comments asking what's wrong until you get number three, 'Oh I love him so much again.' Repeat!" -Caitlin F.

"'Steve is in the hospital. His ankle is swollen. Please send me your kind thoughts. I'll repost the best ones.'" -Karen P.

"'Omg I can't believe that happened!' When someone comments asking what happened, they respond, 'I can't tell you.'" -Jade A.

"I once saw a girl update her status asking what a blood clot looked like, because she couldn't tell if it was that or her having a miscarriage." -Ashley B.

Related: The 10 Most Annoying Text Habits Ever

"Whyyy do I have to hear about your cramps on FB?" -Talia R.

"The ones who put, 'I love you "insert name here"' literally at the end of EVERY post. Seriously, get off Facebook and tell HIM that, not us." -Kylee W.

"'OMG I hate my life!' " -Sarah K.

"'I look ugly in this picture!' You wouldn't have uploaded the picture if you really thought it was ugly." -Bee H.

"I hate it when a girl posts a picture of herself in sweatpants and a T-shirt under the caption 'Lazy day! Not dressing up today" but has her hair and makeup done." -Rochelle S.

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