Aries (March 21 - April 19) There's no need for you to hire a cleaning crew when you've got one living under your own roof. Utilize the people in your household. Though you'll encounter a few rolling eyes, some tasks should be mandatory.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) With the whole household gone for the day, you may find a few hours to spend by yourself. Spend some time looking after your indoor plants, not just watering the soil but grooming the leaves, making sure each plant is a work of art.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) With a house full of guests, expect plans to get a little confusing. As some are outside playing in the snow, others will be wondering when lunch will be ready. Be patient and be flexible. More than anything, be glad that this visit is temporary.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may find that you have to put out a few fires today. Whether the flames erupt from a pan in the kitchen or harsh words from your housemate's mouth, treat them with the same urgency, dousing the problem until it's completely put out.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Find a way to use your skills today to help a person in need. If you find yourself at a party where the host has too much to do, use your amazing cutting skills to prep the vegetable plate. Your camaraderie and exquisitely cut carrots will be much appreciated!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Yes, the craft project your housemate suggests may be a little campy. Try to dive in and have fun, remembering what it's like to be a kid with a glue stick. Everyone will surely have a better time if you enjoy rather than critique the project.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your good attitude may be tested this week as you realize that the chore wheel is spinning off its axis. That arrow is constantly pointing in your corner! If you are overwhelmed by the prospect of all there is to do, ask for help -- you built the chore wheel, not the other way around.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) As much as you are typically inclined to bouts of excess, try to keep things under control. As your face off with a box of chocolates, challenge yourself to take out one candy and then ask your housemate to hide it from sight until tomorrow.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may feel a certain frustration this year about the materialistic nature of gift giving. As a small protest, spend some time working on homemade gifts. The store bought gifts won't have the same charm as the treasures you will create.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Rather than giving the traditional gift, impress your host with a cactus. Its yellow and fuchsia blooms are a sight to behold in the middle of winter and the plant will continue to grow with minimal care throughout the year.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You may be susceptible to a little bit of flailing today as you plow through your to-do list. Somewhere around the produce section, you might get a little overwhelmed by the options. Have coffee, drink water and don't forget to eat -- you need to keep your wits about you today.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The meal you're preparing could definitely use a director. Otherwise, you'll have a bunch of cooks in the kitchen who are more interested in chatting than dicing! Pick up the cookbook and start delegating chores, steering the ship towards dinnertime.
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