Astrology.Com Daily Home & Garden Horoscopes -- Monday December 16, 2013

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Sons are supposed to come home from the woods with creepy things in their pockets. To save your washing machine, give him a box in the garage or mud room where he must empty his pockets.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
It is out of character for you to simply eat a cookie. If it is an Oreo, you eat one side of two cookies first then mash the two together. If it is a chocolate chip cookie, you feel compelled to dunk it. Be silly with those gingerbread men you are baking and tear the limbs off a few of them while still in the dough stage. Your friends will crack up.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
A keen awareness of your surroundings allows you to be totally flirtatious with the hot-looking salesman intent on selling you a high-top table and chair set. And he'll work you over, not by being slick, but just by being confident in his product knowledge.

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Many tasks need completing before you are ready to go on your trip. Sewing a silk jewelry bag is somehow more appealing than mending a shirt today. Do it for the way it will look on the night stand at the bed and breakfast.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
It is time to socialize with friends over food. Have dough, vegetables, a cheese such as Romano in your fridge, and you will be ready to make foccacia bread when the impromptu party happens at your place.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Thank goodness someone else is bringing dinner. A wheel of brie toasted, laced with raspberry chipotle sauce will make an elegant centerpiece to your table of appetizers. What a tasty treat!

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Whimsical behavior becomes you and your towels, both in kitchen and bath can reflect that trait outward. Bath towels can be shaped into elephants (to make your children laugh with delight) and kitchen towels into rabbits (that multiply only on your craft table as gifts).

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Knits are a knock-out must. Don't hesitate to add a matching hat or scarf in crazy colors to your ensemble if it is unseasonably cold.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Angels wear silver and you can too. Silver eye makeup will give you a sexy yet innocent glow for the festivities. And don't hesitate to pile on the metallic accessories. Everything wonderful when gold, silver and bronze are involved.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
It is nice to put things up and forget about them for another year. But, the wall hanging you put up when you moved in is need of cleaning. Take it down and beat the dust out or have it professionally cleaned.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Daydreaming in traffic could spell disaster today. Keep you cell phone turned off to avoid unnecessary distraction. Tonight, make sure you go to bed at an hour that will give you enough sleep.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Looking forward to your tropical vacation leads you to crave a feast of mangos and shrimp. While you can't find mangos in Minnesota, coconut shrimp dipped in marmalade is a festive appetizer or a main dish tonight.

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