Aries (March 21 - April 19) It may feel as if you're a doctor as you attempt to repair the Internet connection. The pressure is on, and those who love surfing the web are standing around you with expectant eyes. Don't crack under the pressure and forget to reboot. In fact, see whether a 'nurse' wouldn't mind grabbing you an iced coffee. Ahhh, the fuel you need to fix this little problem.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) For some reason, the glass in your house just won't get clean today. Because you believe in the latest 'streak-free formula' you wonder if the problem has more to do with your rubbing the glass the wrong way. Use a micro-fiber cloth or newsprint rather than paper towels to eliminate streaks. Your tensions may be manifesting in small, subtle ways.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You may meet a delightfully eccentric person -- unlike many of your other friends -- in the near future who wants to sell you something artsy. But, before you fall for this person's charisma and buy that piece of modern art, hang a similar picture on your wall to determine whether you can live with it on a daily basis.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) When your housemates don't appreciate that antique you brought home, answer them with intellect rather than emotion. 'Why don't you like this credenza?' you might ask. Lead an intellectual debate over what does and doesn't work about your purchase, and you'll likely learn a thing or two about the aesthetics of your household.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) When one housemate wants chocolate cake and the other desperately wants carrot cake; do not allow it to take the fun out of baking. Search the net or your cookbooks for a zucchini chocolate cake as a moist compromise. The second that something becomes more difficult than it is enjoyable, find a graceful way to back out of the original plan.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) As the days have lapsed into summer, you've also been eating later and later. This subtle schedule change may leave you feeling grumpy the next morning because your food has settled rather than metabolized. Arrange your schedule to eat earlier or at least take a stroll after your meal.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've done the knitting and crochet thing, and you've even sewed a few times. But what craft haven't you tried that really cries out for summertime? Nothing beats making jewelry or cross-stitching on your front porch with a huge glass of iced tea at your side -- the late-afternoon sun is perfect for this intricate handiwork.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) What started as a joke has turned into a rather large collection of incredibly eclectic items. You may never have been into ceramic lawn gnomes or pink flamingos, but people enjoy giving them to you. So don't be surprised to receive at least one a year -- and make sure you keep them proudly on display.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) As a neighbor explains over the fence just how to create a mulch pile and when you should deadhead your flowers, you may be shocked to discover that you understand every word. Technical discussions won't go over your head today, and details will stick with you forever.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You've always been the type to make pancakes from a mix, but today may change all of that. Allow someone who loves deviled eggs to show you how to make them special with paprika. Expand your horizons, even at the risk of failing on the first try.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) In the midst of a frantic afternoon, you may find yourself spending a good half hour simply rearranging the flowers in a vase. Consider hanging flowers from a wall sconce to add beauty to your hallway. And when's the last time you dried some flowers for a new wreath? Get to it!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You really thought you could put an entire garden together by yourself, but physical labor demands more than just dedication. Accept that your goals may have been lofty, but don't become discouraged. You have a vision, now all you need are the right tools. A miniature electric tiller will save your back and knees.
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