Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's a busy morning and everyone's got someplace to be. But unfortunately, they're all sleeping! Fry up something that they can't ignore. A skillet full of bacon and a carefully placed fan will surely wake the house from its slumber.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) The day will find you feeling both inspired, and a little bit like you want to be alone. What a perfect opportunity to hang out in the garage and sand down that coffee table you scored off of the street last month.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's time to put down the credit card and stay away from the mall -- your closet is officially full. Have an impromptu clothes swap party with friends. Everything that doesn't get snatched up by a buddy goes straight to the thrift store!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) The shorter days will make you start thinking about winter this weekend. Instead of feeling blue, think of the opportunities that cold weather brings! Tulip bulbs, for instance, need cold weather in order to bloom in the spring.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) The theme for the day is to shy away from excess. Limit your time in the sun, don't work too hard, and when you eat, put your fork down the second you feel full. Otherwise, you could unwittingly devour an entire lasagna within an evening!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A little too much social time is causing you to feel anxious today. Every room in your house may be occupied by people, but remember -- no one can bother you when the bathroom door is locked and you're relaxing in the bathtub.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Find a certain simple joy in digging into the earth today. Just the smell of overturned soil will have a soothing effect on you as you are reminded of the small yet significant things in life.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Today a picture or funny story will remind you of a trip you took recently. Let your memories be an inspiration for how you will redecorate one of your rooms. Who doesn't love a sitting room that feels like an Italian villa?
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You've been stockpiling single socks for months now, hoping the match will turn up. It's time to give up the ghost and toss the singles. Or if you're feeling particularly creative, get out the scissors and make sock puppets!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) A splash of red wine on your carpet -- most likely caused by the annoying dinner guest last night -- will make your heart stop this morning. Your quick action and an online home remedy will save the day!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Though you're surely aware of it, the pile of bills at the top of the stairs is not getting any smaller. Block off an hour this afternoon to tear through the stack -- then you won't have to think about it again for another whole month.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Though nothing is particularly wrong, a little bit of solitude will do you well. Rather than chatting idly with friends, a moment spent in the yard with your dog could be the best conversation you have all day.
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