Aries (March 21 - April 19) A documentary on Alaskan fisherman has you craving king crab tonight. Though you want to enjoy the festivities as soon as possible, take some time to shop around. Prices may vary widely from one market to another.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A conflicting feeling may take over your ambition today. Your mind wants to have people over to play Euchre, but your body is exhausted. Be true to your whole self, not just its various temporary emotions.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If there was an emergency clinic for houseplants, you'd have your azalea over there as soon as possible. Do a little online research of your own, and talk to a person at your local nursery. The problem is probably not as drastic as it seems.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Realizing that a few items have been moved about in your bedroom, a wave of paranoia will run through you. Has someone been going through your stuff? Decide how much it really matters and, if need be, change your usual hiding spots.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Though it may make you feel vulnerable, spend some time with a friend tonight learning something new. A crochet hook in your fumbling hands will have the effect of making you feel like a kid again.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's not like you to be stingy, but it seems that your housemate thinks that you are actually a soda vending machine. In the nicest possible of ways, suggest that they buy the next case of root beer.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) For whatever reason, you will find enough patience in your heart tonight to let your housemate do something that would normally be off-limits. While he has his cigar party in the living room, head out to the coffee shop with a friend.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some possible home-related health problems may plague you today. Double-check that the gas is off and that you have batteries in the smoke detector. Your attention to these details will keep your home safe and sound.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Much like Jane and Michael Banks's song and dance, you'll find that cleaning can be just as fun as snapping your fingers today. Well, maybe your cleaning frenzy will involve loud 80's music rather than songs from musicals, but the idea is the same.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Though it may seem obvious to you, others in your house -- especially the younger ones -- may need a little lesson on safety. Get out the fire extinguishers and prepare to run some drills, knowing that you'll sleep better at night.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) A bohemian streak will have you wanting to host a different kind of dinner party tonight. Encourage guests to dress in comfortable-chic and seat everyone on the floor around a low table, perched on plush pillows.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) There's a reason that bugs are often the same color as the plants they try to occupy -- they don't want you to catch them! Put on your own camouflage and go to war with those critters. The longer you wait, the more they multiply.
Charles McDonald and Nate Tice's latest mock draft has five quarterbacks off the board in the top 13, a big-time weapon for Aaron Rodgers and some steals in the second half of the first round.
One common thread runs between Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun's departure and the death knell for GE next week: Jack Welch. Veteran financial journalist Allan Sloan notes that of the CEOs Welch mentored, four succeeded while 13 failed.