Aries (March 21 - April 19) Upon visiting a friend's house, you see the scarf she just completed in her learn-to-knit class. You think it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen. Try not to be insensitive today -- amusing or sassy remarks could deplete another's enthusiasm.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) When you arrive at a barbecue this week and see that the head griller is using a gas grill; don't be a barbecue snob. Though there is something romantic and wonderful about charcoal, if the marinades and sauces are good enough, a gas grill can be just as good.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Think about your deeper levels today, whether that means looking further into your own psyche, or deciding what to do with the space down in the basement. Whether you have a revelation or merely decide to start a wine cellar, you'll surely feel better for getting deep.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) When you chopped down your sunflower plant and toasted the seeds, they were so delicious you wound up eating them all. Instead of hiding the evidence, tell your housemates that you hogged the seeds, and undertake a selfless task pronto.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) As much as you are willing to share every last thing you own, someone in your household is being rather petty with their belongings. If a housemate won't even let you borrow their salad dressing, remind them of the last cookie on the plate they ate last month.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You don't actually hate any foods -- rather, you just think you loathe certain foods. Everything boils down to texture for you. Try mushroom broth rather than whole portabellas, or seaweed crackers rather than sushi rolls. Take baby steps to better understand flavor.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Be careful with your landings today -- your feet may not be as steady as you think they are. Practice care when stepping off of a ladder, walking across a wet patio, and turning the corner on a freshly waxed floor. Extra precautions will go a long way today.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Have you grown or is your small house finally grating on your nerves? Maybe it's time to move out of the 'cottage' chapter of your life and look for something a bit more expansive. Think sprawling gardens and high ceilings. Find a home that suits your size.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Something in the air today makes you want to do selfless acts. Spend a day baking cookies for a friend -- the less of a reason the better. Start to conceptualize a new knitting project for a loved one and buy the yarn in her favorite color.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) In an ideal universe, you would mow the lawn every week. You would also make your bed every day, and eat a leisurely, healthy breakfast before going to work. Reality often contradicts these desires. Perfection's unattainable -- and if it weren't, you'd be too tired to appreciate it.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) When a friend asks you to join a gardening club, you'll wonder what to talk about for two hours. But you're in for a treat. The never-ending stories of failures, successes, and gardening tips and secrets will surprise you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You may feel as if you developed a left foot in your sleep, or grew three inches taller -- you can't seem to stop bumping and bumbling. Utilize your hot pads while cooking and look out for low overhangs while in the yard. Be extra aware of your surroundings today.
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