Aries (March 21 - April 19) You may not like to brag about things, but you might feel a bit proud today. Your orange tree is the first one on your block to produce fruit! Share the good news with your neighbors, but first, make sure you take that smug look off of your face.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) After several weeks of non-stop errands, commitments and social activities, you may find yourself running a little low on energy today. Take the day off from the world -- guiltlessly unplug the phone and don't bother getting out of your sweat pants.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) News of an ill neighbor may have you wondering what you can do to help. While sometimes only time can heal, it can't hurt to deliver a fresh, hot loaf of your famous banana bread. The healing powers of your hopes and wishes are immeasurable.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Though it may be embarrassing, don't be surprised if the neighbors complain about the noise level coming from your house this week. With guests in town and merriment at an all time high, you may just be having too much fun!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Learning an instrument in one day is a little bit crazy, but learning three chords is not so much to ask. Have your housemate teach you a little something and enjoy the sensation of creating a beautiful noise with your very own hands.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may be gripped with an obsessive sense of purpose as you amble through the garden. The batch of cranberries you've grown this year are so delicious, you'll want to pick every single one, even if a handful will have to live in the freezer.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) A moment alone with a friend in the kitchen may open you up to sincere conversation. The process of creating a meal together may set such a comfortable tone that you will be able to discuss things that would otherwise be difficult.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Be sure to use extra caution in the kitchen today. With distractions everywhere and a slight dose of fatigue, you may be more susceptible to picking up a hot pan than usual. Better yet, order in food this evening -- no need to over-exert yourself!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Though the adults in the house are interesting and all, you know that the kids outside are having the most fun. Crash their party, lobbing a snowball from behind a barricade. They'll love your ability to stoop to their level!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Though you may be blessed with a career that you love, enjoy not having to think about it at all this week. Let every thought be focused on your family, your home and your loved ones, indulging in the comfort that you have created.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) As you plan the renovation of your living room, friends may be surprised by your avant-garde choices. You and your housemates may have more of a taste toward the eccentric than you had realized, but who wants a cookie-cutter house anyway?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Grim weather may have your entire household existing under one roof today. Rather than let your housemates give in to boredom, orchestrate a grand game. A scavenger hunt that involves an interesting prize will surely keep the occupants occupied for hours.
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