Dear Anonymous

why?! why?!!
why must you guys create even more unnecessary chaos?
that's my job and I do it very well thank you!
I mean-what the hell guys?
you trying to steal my shtick or what?
whatever, whaatever.
so, down to business.
you have been a thorn in the side of the internet for a very, very long time.
you have ruled over it with a silent hand, protecting the rights of internet users and openly defying the government.
again- MY JOB!!!
so I have a humble request to make of you, will you....for no apparent reason whatsoever.
contact me, the wolf, and tell me under no uncertain terms, just what it is you guys actually do?
the wolf is very confuse to the point of being angry.
the wolf no like being confuse.
you guys create and harvest discord so that america may sleep safer at night, so the internet may still be free, but I ponder the nature of this chaotic good of yours.
is it truly a good thing to do all of this?
is it right to inconvenience the lives of others in my stead?
is it even normal?
I must at the very least, meet one of you and have tongueflaps so that I may know your members for the people that you are, y'know, what you do this for, what really motivates you.
then, I have a mountain dew and shrug depending.
so, that's my request, to get to know one of you, to better understand the nature of your shadowy organization of completely faceless anti-heroes and to learn.
to learn, thats it, thats all.
and do NOT GIVE ME YOUR MOTTO!
I have seen that thing at least a thousand times as it is!
again- MY LINE! okay not really, mine is this.
the wolf is not amused.
and I am really not amused, at least....not by you. yet....we'll see...