Let's Get it On? 9 Outrageous Beds Just for Couples

9 of the Unsexiest Beds9 of the Unsexiest BedsI'm in the process of redecorating my bedroom, which means I've spent 10 thousand hours hunting for the perfect bedding. Sure, traditional bedding styles are easy to find, but I was looking for something a little different, dramatic even. What I didn't expect to find was really weird and even frightening bedding. Why go for bedding that inspires romance, tranquility, or comfort when you could make a deadly or hilarious statement instead? I've rounded up the 9 most outrageous beds just for couples. Check them out here!

Coffin BedCoffin Bed1. Coffin Bed
For Dracula, maybe. Me? Not so much. You'd be afraid to go to sleep in this coffin bed!
Get this bed from Casketfurtniture.com, $3,200

Zombie ApocalypseZombie Apocalypse2. Zombie Apocalypse
Because nothing is more inviting than blood-splattered pillows and zombie hands.
Get this bedding from Etsy Seller Christiemelissa

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Safe SleepSafe Sleep3. Safe Sleep
Never get stuck without a condom again! Practice safe sleep with these novelty pillows.
Get this bedding from Etsy seller LittleElk

Hot BodsHot Bods4. Hot Bods
Have you been working out or is it just your nude duvet cover?
Get this bedding from Lazybone

Crime Scene BeddingCrime Scene Bedding5. Crime Scene
I'm not sure I want to know what goes on under this bedding.
Get this bedding from Vadim Cherniy Designs

Karma-sheet-raKarma-sheet-ra6. Karma-sheet-ra
Yes, you read the title correctly. Get inspired and get some guidance from this oh-so-helpful cheat "sheet" for the Kamasutra.
Get this bedding from Karmasheetra.com

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Persuasive BeddingPersuasive Bedding7. Persuasive Bedding
Well OK then, but only because your bedding asked so nicely.
Get this bedding from Vadim Cherniy Designs

Sleep on the StreetSleep on the Street8. Sleep on the Street
Sleep for social good. A large portion of the proceeds from the sale of this street bedding goes to help Europe's homeless youth.
Get this bedding from SNURK

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Panic in the BedroomPanic in the Bedroom9. Panic in the Bedroom
According to the reseller, the Quantum Sleeper provides "safe room" protection from bio-chemical terrorist attacks, kidnappers, stalkers, and natural disasters. Just what you want to be thinking about before bedtime!
Get this bed from Quantum Sleeper, $150,000

- By Lori Garcia
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