Aries (March 21 - April 19) You may have to settle for standard meat and potatoes fare these days. But while you're cutting corners on your kitchen budget, cook up some ways to bring in more money. Boring won't do in today's climate; try some daring recipes.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're being forced to go on a diet, so you might as well make the most of it. If your arrogance grew fat on ever-larger servings, then a big old slice of humble pie is just what the doctor ordered.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If you think you need to surround yourself with like-minded people to see your ideas put into action, you are simply finding a new way to describe yes men and women. Look for a bit of debating instead if you want to make a profit.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) They're falling, yes, but prices haven't hit bargain basement yet. If it looks cheap to you, you're comparing it to a year ago, not a year from now. Wait, and you'll think today's numbers are nothing short of outrageous.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) This may not be the high point of your career, but if your profits are not shrinking, then at least you're not approaching your nadir, either. Don't stress. Even if you hit rock bottom, you have nowhere to go but up.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may have gotten through rough times by being hard-nosed or keeping a stiff upper lip. But that's nothing compared to what it takes to weather this storm. For this one, only flexibility will do.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Others look to you for answers, but you can't see the bigger picture anymore. That's okay -- the details don't really matter as much as the role you're playing, so improvise.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's really not you. Everyone around you is either in a career crisis or worried about one. It's the general vibe of the times that's your biggest challenge. Try to minimize the firefighting.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) If you want to get away from your financial predicament, do it on the cheap. In fact, travel in your fantasies. It's the only way you can afford a great escape to distant places.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You can't decide which is more awful. Business problems make it a hard day, and demanding people make it a difficult evening. Whichever way you flip the coin, watch for the worst.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) What you want to do is way more extreme than wringing your hands. This time you shouldn't check your impulses. Desperation may just drive you to an extraordinary way to make extra money.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If taking off of work is the only way to avoid your colleagues' dramas, then that's what you should do. Your boss won't like it, but your piece of mind is worth its psychological weight in gold.
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