Aries (March 21 - April 19) Money can bring out the best in you, and the worst. If patience is a virtue, then you'll have to be quite the honorable player to make it through this financial phase. Tap into your deepest wells.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Being practical is not as bad as you've always imagined. It's not fun or sexy but it does leave you feeling good at the end of the day. Compound interest isn't the only reason a penny saved is a penny earned.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Being short of money feels like a limitation but it's actually the opposite. You'll learn just what you're worth, and it has nothing to do with cash. Get ready to discover your hidden strengths.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Coming up with crazy ideas won't help you muddle through. For that, you want to stay in the safest, most familiar place. Keep your energy focused on the domestic front, not the financial front.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) The circles you travel in may change and your vanity may take a few dings, but living to tell the tale will eventually boost your status. Let that be your security blanket for the day.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't let yourself get caught in an unusual dinner spot, especially with someone you're not compatible with. Lack of funds is the perfect reason to stay in for the evening.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Don't count on your income to help you feel calm. For that, focus on your emotional attachments. Friendships and even casual companions can add harmony to your day.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You may like your steak rare but there's just too much heat in the kitchen for that, and all of it from friction. As long as what's being cooked isn't the books, settle for whatever your opponent dishes up.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) If being analytical about your finances is depressing you, then ignore it altogether. Focusing on smaller successes is just what you need to boost your morale and remind you, yes, you can do this.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Indulging isn't the only way to have fun, as you are finding out the hard way. Simple pleasures have plenty of bang for the buck, and don't forget about plain, old relaxation.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Sudden changes take some getting used to. Are you better off now than you were in the past? It's all relative, actually, and the comparisons may surprise you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Plenty of people overeat in the face of financial stress, but do it with a twist. You can make a good dinner on a budget. In fact, it takes much more artistry and talent. Consider each bite a love letter to yourself.
Dan Wetzel, Ross Dellenger & SI’s Pat Forde react to the huge performance this weekend by Texas QB Arch Manning, Michigan and Notre Dame's spring games, Jaden Rashada entering the transfer portal, and more