Aries (March 21 - April 19) If you're not getting any of the big fish, then it's time to cast an ever wider net. Include new people in your network by any means, even if it's meeting total strangers.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Whoa! You're in a hurry to make money, but you'll have to accept reality's pace. The only thing driving your urgency is stress, so do whatever it takes to reign it in.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You may need the money, but you know it's not the right time to take on any new accounts when A) your coworkers are telling you not to; B) your boss is telling you not to; or C) both of the above. Take some advice before it's too late, Gemini.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Low funds have put a fire under you. You may be in a hurry, but if you don't take your time, you might as well not spend it in the first place. Mistakes won't earn you the big bucks, or any bucks at all.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're never too old to learn something new, not that you'll have to try. Put that thought in the bank and use it for days you wonder about the earning ability of your current position.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Money is the root of all evil. That's a lesson everyone has to learn for themselves. Lending or borrowing causes problems with coworkers but you have the social skills to finesse your way through, no matter which end you're on.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Everything is about relationships, from the world economy right on down to tossing a dime in a paper cup. So think of your finances as a series of one-on-one transactions, especially during business hours.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Avoid wise cracks and comments that could get ugly. Some might ask if you're kidding yourself, but you know you're not. Even in this economy, you have a lot to give without being out for gain.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Don't let fear get in the way of your ability to enjoy what you do. Put some fun and creativity back into getting a lot done, and then watch at least some of the profits return.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The first thing to do to ensure some immediate stability is to find the wiggle room. Make a list of what bills need to be addressed now, and what can be paid with some, shall we say, postponements. Then cross off the word worry from your vocabulary.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If you can't afford to go the formal route, then donate informally. But do keep up the altruism, at all costs. The most important account balance is your karmic one.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Even money can wear camouflage. Your job now is to sniff it out wherever it may be hiding, and that's suddenly a lot harder than it used to be. Don't let yourself feel too bewildered.
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