At last -- some celebrity endorsements we can get behind!

Pörk, prepared specially by Ashton Butcher
Pörk, prepared specially by Ashton Butcher



These days every celebrity has haphazardly tacked their name onto a fragrance, clothing line, reality show, or beverage with no relevance whatsoever.

Here are some products we think might actually be marketable:

  • Ludacristal

  • Good Char-lattes

  • Eminems

  • Lindsay Lohamburgers

  • Madonuts

  • Advil Lavigne

  • Britney Spearmint gum

  • Kevin Feder-linens

  • America Ferarri

  • Mandy S'moores

  • Ellen Degenerators

  • J.Lotion

  • Lara Flynn's Soil

  • Justin Timberlatkes

  • Chris' Brownies

  • Halle Berries

  • Stephen King Crab

  • Sienna Miller ight

  • Lisa Marie Parsley

  • Bai Linguini

  • Gel Gibson

  • Adriana Lima Beans

  • -Pörk, prepared specially by Ashton Butcher