At last -- some celebrity endorsements we can get behind!
These days every celebrity has haphazardly tacked their name onto a fragrance, clothing line, reality show, or beverage with no relevance whatsoever.
Here are some products we think might actually be marketable:
Ludacristal
Good Char-lattes
Eminems
Lindsay Lohamburgers
Madonuts
Advil Lavigne
Britney Spearmint gum
Kevin Feder-linens
America Ferarri
Mandy S'moores
Ellen Degenerators
J.Lotion
Lara Flynn's Soil
Justin Timberlatkes
Chris' Brownies
Halle Berries
Stephen King Crab
Sienna Miller ight
Lisa Marie Parsley
Bai Linguini
Gel Gibson
Adriana Lima Beans
-Pörk, prepared specially by Ashton Butcher