Courtney Love says England or bust!

Stephen Shugerman/Getty ImagesStephen Shugerman/Getty ImagesRocker and Kurt Cobain widow Courtney Love is tired of being the butt of jokes and is ready for a more welcoming, compassionate community-namely across the pond. "I am fed up with Los Angeles. It's dirty and full of crazy people. I want a complete lifestyle change," says Love.

Hmm… we wonder if when making this statement she had a momentary brain fart and forgot about Kate Moss, Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse, to name a few. Courtney seeks greener pastures, not just for he own well-being, but for 15-year-old daughter, Frances Bean.

"Hollywood is not a healthy place for a teenager to grow up. There are too many bad influences." But not so fast, Ms. Responsibility! We've seen your MySpace blog rants. Is it possible you've gone completely soft on us? "English men are more fun."

Whew, that's better. [Defamer]