David Beckham has a hot bod, but his mum doesn't like him showing it off

Even if you are a famous soccer star, your mom can still call you out:


David Beckham fielding the call from his mother about his Emporio Armani underwear billboards. "When the photos came out, she was the first one to call me and say, 'What are you doing?' " [People]

Famous people's sex lives are boring, too:
Madonna and Guy Ritchie, "lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows. It's not unromantic, it's practical." [Daily Mail]

Most conscious of her own celebrity:

The Hills star Heidi Montag admits, "I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for." It's McCain, in case you were curious. [Gawker]

Person we wish would just go away:
Heather Mills. She vows to create heck for ex-hubby Paul McCartney and his new babe. Stop it, you mean woman! [Mirror]

Most injuries on the set of a reality show:
American Idol contestant David Cook was hospitalized for heart palpitations (he's okay) and Ryan Seacrest smashed his knee on a wall and got an ice pack (he's a big baby). [TMZ, TMZ]

Totally not surprised, but still wondering how he found time to do this:

Kanye West launches kanyetravel.com for handling all your vacation needs. [Kanye Travel]

Katie Holmes gets into a hairy situation:
Everyone can't seem to get enough of Katie Holmes' new 'do. We think she looks a lot like Tom Cruise. [Us]