Dear Naomi Campbell, Why are you so mad?
Why do you continue to beat the crap out of people, curse them out, spit on them, beat them with cell phones and/or landlines until they require stitches?
Is it because you're sick of wearing 5" Christian Louboutin heels all day? Are you pissed about your first class red-eye to Saint Tropez? Bummed out about a flood in your Jamaican waterside bungalow? Afraid of being upstaged by Gisele while strutting the catwalk in Milan? Is it annoying being romantically linked to Leo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Lenny Kravitz, Quincy Jones, Sean Penn, Sylvester Stallone, Eric Clapton, Robert DeNiro, Adam Clayton, Eddie Murphy, Gabriel Byrne, Damon Dash, Diddy, Tommy Lee, Robbie Williams, Usher, Terrence Howard, and umm Muhammad Ali? (By the way, we heard Mike Tyson dumped you cause he felt threatened. Okay, just kidding. Well, MAYBE!)
With your recent arrest for assaulting a cop at Heathrow Airport, you've gotten yourself banned from British Airways. Not such a big deal. And incidentally, it looks like the worst punishments you've received have been paying off your victims, attending anger management classes (clearly someone wasn't paying attention) or a little community service. Perhaps you still haven't learned your lesson!
I've compiled a list of you of all your offenses in hopes that coming face to face you're your violent behavior will smack some sense into you. Read up! I'm gonna go hide under my bed before you come pounding on my door with a BlackBerry in hand.
-In 1998 you assaulted your personal assistant Georgina Galanis with a telephone in a hotel room and threatened to throw her out of a moving car.
-In 2005 you allegedly slapped your assistant Amanda Brack, hit her in the head with a BlackBerry, and abused her mentally and physically on three continents.
-Italian actress Yvonne Sciò said you left her "covered in blood" after a fight at a hotel in Rome, claiming, "She punched me in the face. She was like Mike Tyson."
-In 2006 you were arrested for assaulting your NYC housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted mobile phone until she needed stitches. Months later you were arrested on suspicion of assault in London and then another former housekeeper filed a case against you calling you a "violent super-bigot."
-In 2008 you were arrested at Heathrow's Terminal 5, after making a scene when your luggage was misplaced and allegedly spitting at a police officer.
Seriously, Naomi, we beg of you. Close your eyes, take a deep breath and count to five. It ain't worth it.
What do you think about this supermodels less-than-super behavior?
