Filed under worst idea ever: Paris Hilton dolls

OMG, like, we totally always thought that Paris was like Barbie personified, and like, now she IS Barbie, like, for real! Well, kind of. The German fashion doll, "Steffi Love" will now be blessed with Paris' essence. Children in Germany rejoice as they already know her favorite catch phrase ("That's Hot") and sexual position. While Heath Ledger action figures are flying off shelves, who in their right mind would buy a Paris Hilton doll? [The Superficial]