Hold a suitcase, make a lot of money

This is hardly groundbreaking news, but we just can't get past it… and are praying it's not true. Over the weekend TMZ spotted Claudia Jordan, one of the Deal or No Deal girls, at the Young Hollywood Mansion Party and she drunkenly confessed to making six figures. (!!!) Our first question is, just how desperate is TMZ that they're not only able to identify one of the show's case holders, but also to try and interview her. But really, if this is true, sign us up for the gig. We can learn to like sequins if we must. [TMZ]