Lifetime gets a facelift, "The Golden Girls" are replaced by Heidi Klum

How can the cable network Lifetime be so cruel? First came the news that they've swipedProject Runway right out from under Bravo's Christian Louboutin heels. Now we hear that The Golden Girls were auf'd from Lifetime and forced to relocate to Hallmark's WE. Seriously, why don't they just send the girls packing to Shady Pines? Don't worry ladies, we'll enjoy cheesecake with you no matter what network you're on. After all, you haven't aged a day since the show went off the air in 1992. We can't say Heidi Klum will age as gracefully. [Perez]