Lindsay Lohan: with parents like hers, how could she be normal?

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Katy Winn/Getty Images

This week the Mingling Moms Organization warded Dina Lohan "Top Mom" and no one was more shocked and disgusted than ex-husband Michael Lohan. "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself, says Michael. "I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court. She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi." Wow, um, are you mad?

Of course mommy Dina couldn't let it go. "He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me," she says. Though she has a restraining order out against him till 2011, she's worried he'll violate. "He's using the media to talk to me," Dina said. "Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."

And we thought our parents could be rough sometimes. Poor Lindsay. The girl is a mess, but we can't help but feel sorry for her when we see both psychotic sides of this.

Do you think the Lohans are bad parents? [NY Post]

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