Miley Cyrus fights rival teens for Disney crown, boyfriend and YouTube spotlight
Since the life of a teen pop star is even more hectic than that of a typical gossiping high school girl, let us break down the past few months for you in the world of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus and friends:
Miley poses topless for Vanity Fair
Disney gets scared she's becoming too racy-dubs fellow Disney girls Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato "The next Miley Cyrus"
Miley is peeved at the idea of being replaced. "I don't think there could be a next Miley," says Cyrus, 15. "I think they should be the next Selena... [and] make their own way."
Selena Gomez dates Miley's ex, Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers.
Miley makes YouTube video with her BFF Mandy making fun of Selena and Demi's video, which is admittedly nasty.
Miley makes very insincere apology for video.
Check out Miley's vicious YouTube satire, followed by her half-assed apology. Do you think Miley Cyrus is still Disney's biggest asset or is she making herself look like an idiot? [OMG][OMG]