Name that diva!

Celebrities have crazy demands. Guess which lady requires these items:

* 11 bodygaurds around the perimeter of her table so mere mortals can't watch her eat

* Every penthouse on the floor for ultimate privacy

* Installation of a $20,000 gym next to her hotel suite

* 20 humidifiers around her bed

* Someone to carry her so she can wear stilettos at all times

* A private plane or car for her pooches

* Sound bite hint: "Honestly, I don't even have birthdays. I call them anniversaries."

Any ideas? Find out the answer after the jump!

Of course it's none other than Mariah Carey! [D Listed]