Poor Japan and Haiti

i feel so sorry for these two countries. i have an idea for them both. why doesn't some of the other countries aproach them and offer them each a new island to relocate on. it would be cheaper than rebuilding. Besides Japan is not safe now with all the nuclear satoration.
Offer them each a new island at a good price with a low intrest rate.
Yea!! I know i sound like a dreamer,but i think it is a better idea than rebuilding. It will take them years and cost more money.