Spitzer’s hooker was a Girl Gone Wild—shocking, we know

This week infamous perv Joe Francis publicly offered call girl Ashley Dupre $1 million to make an appearance in his infamous video series, Girls Gone Wild. But then, upon second thought, Joe thinks… hold up… didn't she already take her top off for me in Miami while celebrating her 18th birthday back in 2003? "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch," Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. The footage is already up on the website, with a free sampling on the front page that claims, "Ashley rode the GGW bus long before she rode the former Governor of New York." The rest is available with a $29.87 monthly subscription. "We were surprised to find Ms. Dupre in our archives," Francis said. "She's like a cloud that keeps circling back over the landscape.." Ladies, take heed: Girls Gone Wild might feel like a good idea at the time, but wait until you're a famous prostitute who stands to earn $1 million for taking it off on camera. Sucks that you already did it for free! The only consolation: Dupre, now 22, has already made over $200,000 from the downloads of her song. Maybe she can quit her day job.