The Jackson family reunites for a new reality show AKA another reason we will feel guilty for watching TV

In addition to Michael Jackson almost losing his beloved Neverland Ranch came reports that the Jackson family were all moving into a compound in England. The reason: an Osbournes-style reality show is in the works. Call us crazy, but we feel the family-reality-show genre lends itself more towards a family with kids rather than adults with surgically "enhanced" faces and slews of lifelong emotional issues, but producers have worked out the details: Tito Jackson will be hanging around the house while parents and siblings Michael, Janet, and Jermaine will fly in to share in the love (or drama).

"They can't wait to get here. They love North Devon and they'll be moving into the rented house during the first week of May," said Tito's bodyguard Matt Fiddes. "The TV people will follow them from California to Appledore and make a documentary on how they settle in." Not to be mean, but this sounds like a train wreck. However, the chances of a LaToya cameo is enough to keep us tuned in.

Even more incredulous news? "There are plans for a Jackson brothers re-union tour and I'll be helping them train them for that." If the guys they can set aside their differences for concert series, we just might be interested in what is sure to be a legendary performance. [NY Daily, Perez]