The Land of the Obsolete

Well, it looks like Big Brother and his friends threw away my college education, my original thesis I wrote in college, all my work experience, indeed, my job, any hopes of a future job, my social life, my 20 years of volunteer community service, and by the looks of it, my newly published book. I got thrown away and left for dead. How many of you feel the same way too? How come there's no incentive left in this country? It's time to rock and roll!