The Reality Shows of our Dreams!

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In the past week, the Jacksons, Pam Anderson and Foxy Brown have joined dozens of other stars who have their own reality shows. We're dying for some of our favorite celebs to takeover these pre-existing programs:

  • "The Bachelor": Half of young Hollywood cat fights for a one-on-one date with Justin Timberlake. Season 2: Bruce Willis.

  • "Survivor": The scariest season of the show yet: Naomi Campbell test-drives personal assistants.

  • "The Simple Life": 50 Cent struggles with everyday tasks like painting the barn and running out of toilet paper.

  • "Wife Swap": Tom Cruise shuffles spouses A) when it's time to promote new movies or B) once his wives discover he's crazy.

  • "Big Brother": Alec Baldwin tries to reign in his misbehaved siblings.

  • "My Super Sweet 16": Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon. Madonna's daughter may only be 11, but when you come out of the womb in Burberry, every birthday should cost at least $30k.

  • "The Apprentice": Oprah is practically like God. Contestants vie for the secret to how she built her empire and are voted off the studio set by wing-woman Gayle King.

  • "So You Think You Can Dance": After an unbearable live performance at the MTV VMAs, Britney Spears goes up against professionals to prove she's still got it.

  • "L.A. Ink": Watch Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra's revolving boyfriends get name tattoos drawn on and removed.

  • "Trading Spaces": Mariah Carey and Moby redecorate each other's homes. "I sure hope he likes pink leopard print!"

  • "Newlyweds": Jay-Z and Beyonce. "Honey, is this Versace or Tina Knowles that I'm wearing?"

  • "Celebrity Rehab": Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, and Courtney Love fight for camera time.