Today in underwear: David Beckham’s package gets supersized; woman sues Victoria’s Secret for dangerous thong

San Francisco is smiling today with the unvailing of a massive Emporio Armani ad feature David Beckham in his finest tighty whities. Soon those in New York, Los Angeles, Rome, London, Milan, Paris and Tokyo will be able to indulge in the eye candy as well. Why the first ad in San Fran? Armani wanted to make their target demographic perfectly clear.

Meanwhile in ladies undies, A California woman has filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret claiming a staple linking a jeweled-heart charm to her thong flew off and hit her in the eye. Beware of the low-rise v-string, folks! Especially if you're a spaz. [Gawker] [People]