Top 10 Terrible Ties

If you are wearing these ties someone is liable to ask: "Do you have a new baby?"

Translation: You couldn't have possibly walked out of the house looking like that on purpose. There has to be an explanation. Maybe the baby had an accident and you wiped it up with your tie?
Come to think of it, with some of these ties, maybe the dog had an accident.

Someone else will ask if that's an eye test or a necktie. Yet another will say: your tie is giving me a headache.




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Some might make the sign of the cross with two fingers in your general direction. Others might wail: It's hurting me! Make it stop!!!!

If after experiencing the Tie Torture from the Neckties of the Damned, you still want to test the stamina, the patience and the friendship of your male colleagues and relatives you can see more of this Sartorial Stupor Here: Top 10 Terrible Ties